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You are a pop star. Not that long ago, most people felt you were just a 3^rd rate imitation of a more a popular pop star. But your first album went multi-platinum. However, your second album didn’t even go platinum while your third album has been just released to about zero fanfare.

But luckily for you, you recently got married. You and the groom decided to let cameras follow you two around for your first year of marriage. You are portrayed as a very ditzy airhead or so the critics claim. However, your fans claim that you’re just exaggerating your ditzy personality for strictly entertainment purposes; your mom even sticks up for you with her “my daughter has an IQ of 160!” claim.

Either way (act or not), you’re portrayed in a very unflattering light, so that should be damaging for your career right? Wrong, your album goes multi-platinum and you have offered roles in several films, despite minimal training and experience.

This all goes to show you that with good looks, minimal intelligence and a slick manufactured musical product you can reach the top.

You are Jessica Simpson.