Tourette's

Dawn: ahhhhhh! wwaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

(class turns around to see what is the problem is)

Teacher: Are you alright?

Dawn: I’m Sorry. There was a bee…flew in my eye. I’m very allergic.

As of late, whenever I’m in a quiet and public setting, I’ve been very tempted to scream out as loud as I can.

So far, I haven’t had the guts to follow up on this primal urge.