It's that time of year

Kirsten: So the best thing for everyone is for everything to return to normal. And in this house, that means celebrating the holidays.

Sandy: Valentine’s Day is not a holiday. Rusha-shawn (?) that’s a holiday. Memorial Day. Yes. A holiday. You know who invented Valentine’s Day.

Kirsten: St. Valentine!

Sandy: Herseys and Hallmark. If you’re single, it’s designed to make you depressed. And if you’re lucky to be in love, start shelling out. Chocolate, flowers, lingerie

Kirsten: You never bought me lingerie!

Sandy: And see how upset you are? I hate this holiday

Seth: [just walking in] Dad must be talking about Valentine’s Day

Sandy: I am indeed. I hate the holiday

But Sandy eventually gives Kirsten a large heart shaped box of chocolates in their rose petal covered bedroom.

“Somebody has to got to keep Herseys and Hallmark in business”.

Staying true to his principles while getting some poontang.

Playa.