Quotable

Lionel Hutz: "Oh no we've drawn Judge Snider"
Marge: "Is that bad?"
Lionel Hutz: "We'll he's had in it for me since I kinda ran over his dog"
Marge: "You did?"
Lionel Hutz: "Well replace the word "kinda" with repeatedly & the word "dog" with son

Hutz: And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case.
Judge: Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants?
Hutz: DAAAA!! I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Hutz: Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
Judge: You mean the lawyer?
Hutz: Right.


Hutz: Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?
Marge: But it's 9:30 in the morning!
Hutz: Yeah but... I haven't slept in days. [glug, glug] Last chance! [glug, glug] Ohh yeah!


Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.


Lisa: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all of your personal papers?
Hutz: As of now, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!


Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case.
Judge: You rest your case?
Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. CASE CLOSED.

I miss Phil Hartman