So you wanna be a porn star?

A non-executive position in the porn industry would really suck.

You’re either a) a performer or b) a crew person.

For women, the low points of this industry are pretty obvious, but it also isn’t all sunshine and lollipops for guys either.

Performer

The perks are obvious, but…

1) Under the make-up and silicone chests, most of the girls are actually average to below average looking.

2) Sure most guys could do a single scene no problem. But what about 2? 3? 4? 5? All in rapid succession?

3) Is your name Rocco Siffredi? Ron Jeremy? No? Therefore you’re more or less a stage prop that has a very tenuous grip on a low paying job.

4) Ever try getting an erection while the production crew watched you, with the knowledge that if you can’t get it up, you’re deemed “unreliable” thus ending your career?

Crew person

Bob + hundreds of porno scenes = Very Jaded Bob.

Remember, without these hard working men and women, we’d have a very tense population.