How to pick up hot chicks

Avoid grocery stores.

Really.

I’ve only ever seen a couple of hot chicks a few times at best. And that includes that really hot chick who worked in Extra Foods during my tenure there.

This leads to my hot chick/grocery store unified theory

1. Hot chick’s boyfriend does the grocery shopping.
2. Hot chick tricks heterosexual male(s) into grocery shopping for them.
3. Hot chick doesn’t eat that much, thus retaining her hot, yet non-anorexic body.