Paper-Shaped Fluff

“Hey! Wait!

I've got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Your advice”

~ Kurt (Heart-Shaped Box)

Beginning

What’s the similarity between these two magazines?

Different month. Same shit.

Middle

1) Go into any gym. Find out how many guys that can legitimately bench 205lbs x 6.

By legitimately, I mean

a) Not using a smith machine.

b) Lowering the barbell all the way down to your chest. Not halfway.

c) Lowering the barbell under control. Not dropping it.

d) Not bouncing the barbell off your chest and using the momentum to complete the rep.

2) Go into a grocery store. Find out how many MILF’s are in the store.

..........That's what I thought

End

Remember

Different month. Same shit.

Good Download – Hardgainer Magazine Issue #80