Episode two

Who needs Joss Whedon when we got George Lucas

Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.

Anakin: One day, I will become the greatest Jedi EVER. I will even learn how to stop people from dying.

Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.

And who can forget the classic:

Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.

Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Episode one

Sure Jar Jar was annoying as hell, but at least he had some personality unlike the other cardboard cut outs from episode one.

Spoilers

Revenge of the Sith Spoiler:








Anakin becomes Darth Vader!

Earth shattering isn't it?