Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles

In England, for some reason, you can't use the word "ninja" on tv because of its violent connotations. Anywhos, just skip to the 2 minute mark.

The highlights: the chuck-e-cheese rat, "these turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack" and "Donatello does machines".

The Urban Ninja

Focus on the first 1:12 minutes of the clip


The most dangerous moment in the clip? I'd say the 55 second mark.

Quotable

"Who wants to sex Mutumbo?"

-A pickup line supposedly used by Dikembe Mutumbo

PS. It probably worked like a charm