The Special Ed Mix

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Near death experience

So Victor is driving me home at 3 am on a saturday morning. We're traveling eastbound on 12th av when some sack of shit decided to run a red light at Granville and 12th. If we had literally left 5 - 10 seconds earlier, we would've been t-boned (passenger side aka my side).

It really put things into perspective.




PS. If worse came to worse, I put zero blame on Vic.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Clueless

Some weight training quotes from a forum that I read

"Yeah it's a sad state of affairs when everybody bases strength on bodybuilding. I told a girl how much I had squatted recently, and she proceeded to feel my biceps."

"I once told a girl how much I deadlifted (she had asked), and she asked if I had a six pack. I called her a retard."