The Special Ed Mix

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Keepin it real

D'Angelo: Tell me something man

Strip Club Bartender: What's that?

D'Angelo: How can you run this place and not just OD on pussy?

Strip Club Bartender: Heh. Shit. You try dealing with all these bitches and they problems for a few days. Just so you'd rather be running a god damn laundromat out of this motherfucka.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

So you wanna be a porn star? Part II

So you aren't deterred by the thought of getting ready in front of 10 other guys. So you're really determined to break into the business. So you would really like to know the in's and out's of the lifestyle?

You're in luck.

Christian sings the blues

"I complain about my life where I get laid every day and make good money and only work about four hours."

After reading a couple of posts, you can tell the man is a professional. He has worked with gay actors, transsexuals and very obese women.