Quotable

Lionel Hutz: "Oh no we've drawn Judge Snider"
Marge: "Is that bad?"
Lionel Hutz: "We'll he's had in it for me since I kinda ran over his dog"
Marge: "You did?"
Lionel Hutz: "Well replace the word "kinda" with repeatedly & the word "dog" with son

Hutz: And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case.
Judge: Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants?
Hutz: DAAAA!! I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Hutz: Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
Judge: You mean the lawyer?
Hutz: Right.


Hutz: Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?
Marge: But it's 9:30 in the morning!
Hutz: Yeah but... I haven't slept in days. [glug, glug] Last chance! [glug, glug] Ohh yeah!


Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.


Lisa: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all of your personal papers?
Hutz: As of now, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!


Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case.
Judge: You rest your case?
Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. CASE CLOSED.

I miss Phil Hartman

Premonitions

6/14/2006		2:03:37 AM		John doe		Edward		wat about hockey..oil down 3-2
6/14/2006		2:03:40 AM		John doe		Edward		301
6/14/2006		2:03:42 AM		John doe		Edward		3-1
6/14/2006		2:03:43 AM		John doe		Edward		i mean
6/14/2006		2:03:56 AM		Edward		John doe		yeah, i think the oilers are doomed
6/14/2006		2:04:02 AM		Edward		John doe		ward is the wave of the future
6/14/2006		2:04:13 AM		Edward		John doe		ala patrick roy circa 86
6/14/2006		2:04:49 AM		John doe		Edward		how old is ward
6/14/2006		2:05:00 AM		John doe		Edward		where the hell did he come from..feel like he has been around for a while tho
6/14/2006		2:05:26 AM		Edward		John doe		19
6/14/2006		2:05:29 AM		Edward		John doe		woops
6/14/2006		2:05:30 AM		Edward		John doe		22
6/14/2006		2:05:34 AM		Edward		John doe		he's a rookie
6/14/2006		2:05:37 AM		John doe		Edward		shit
6/14/2006		2:05:38 AM		John doe		Edward		ok

Wikipedia is lame

I like Wikipedia and it can be useful in certain situations, but…..

Look at this.

“Daytona USA is the single highest grossing arcade game ever made; no game since has come close to selling as many units or receiving as much income for arcade owners.”

Look at the citation.

Nothing. There’s no basis for the above statement, but how people actually verify the information in Wikipedia with the cited material? (The record actually belongs to Pac-Man).
And what about the credibility of the cited material?

So what?

This is why people spew misinformed tidbits such as “West Edmonton Mall is run by gangs, don’t go there”. (Andreas you goofball) Then through word of mouth, everyone becomes misinformed. This is how urban legends and myths start.

I get the feeling that people are more inclinded to look something up in Wikipedia than an actual encyclopedia. Remember any Joe-blow can edit Wikipedia.

Don’t trust Wikipedia.