Who makes up these rules?!

Imagine if hockey had its rules altered. Everything would be kept the same except a small, lightning quick and invincible rodent would be released onto the ice. Each team would be allowed one extra player whose sole duty is to catch the rodent, which would yield 15 goals. Catching the rodent would then instantaneously end the game and usually render the results of the rest of the game inconsequential.

Pretty stupid is isn't?


Ok, I can then safely say that Quidditch is one of the stupidest games ever created. Even calvinball makes more sense than this crap.

Smart/Funny things in Arrested Development v.01052006

Episode: 2x13 Motherboy XXX



Michael: (Talking about a seal that lost its left flipper) See that Buster? He was a victim too. You were both too sheltered to learn how to protect yourselves and we can't let that happen to George Michael (his son)

Buster: I will help you Michael. We've got to rescue your son.

G.O.B.: And I've got to staple this to a seal

Barry Zuckercorn: And I've skipped breakfast, so I'm off to Burger King [jumps over a shark]















Barry Zuckercorn is played by Henry Winkler.

Smart/Funny things in Arrested Development v.01042006

Episode: 2x15 The Sword of Destiny



Tony Wonder: But you hitched your wagon to the right star. I want you guys on my next DVD
G.O.B.: (gasps) You want us for "Use Your Illusion"?!
Tony Wonder: Well actually some band has got the rights to that title, so I'm thinking of like "Use Your Illusion II"



Anyone thirsty?



Yes. That is Ben Stiller in the picture