Like a Virgin

"Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."




Have I done this post already? I don't remember now. I'm too lazy to look over my archives.

What have you done for me lately.

At first they’re erecting a statue in your honor. Then before you know, they’re tearing it down.

Previous Jack Adams Award winners.

The vast majority of them were canned in the next couple of years.

“I personally won't be too sad to see Naslund go” Wtf. Brett Farve threw 29 picks last year and you don’t see the Lambeau faithful turning on him.

With Crawford gone, there’s a chance Quinn might come back to the west coast. That’d be a riot.