The Special Ed Mix

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Ultimate diet plan

Not including the true, tried and tested method of less fork reps, I think I may have discovered the key to solving society's obesity problem.

Sonya Thomas

In second year, we learn the following mass balance equation.

Input - Output + Generation - Consumption = 0

Generation = zero
Input = 11 pounds of cheesecake in 9 minutes, 48 tacos in 11 minutes, 65 hard boiled eggs in 7 mins, etc etc

Despite, this staggering amount of food, Sonya is 5'5 and 100lbs soaking wet. Therefore, she either she spends all day working on #2 or she has some insane metabolism. I think it's the latter, yet no one has bothered to research this phenomena. If only this effect could be reproduce in others.