Classifying girls
Found this on shared folder in the CHBE labs. I thought it was interesting.
Korean
They're perhaps the only people that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time, mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. They also have smooth and toned skins. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that kind of suck.
Japanese
They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays. They COULD be pornstars and likes to do all sorts of nasty stuff. For example they may shit in the living room, build a castle out of it, then cook it and eat it. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll and innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans.
Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese (CBC/ABC)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and then there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some stuck up bitches. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like Hongers in a relationship. They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me! ^^
Hongers
Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. It's really funny to listen to them speak English because of their Hongerized British accent. The intelligence decreases as the school grade level increases (even into University) because they talk to their radiation-leaking cellphones way too much. They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they change their boyfriends more than I change my underwear. Beware!
Mainlanders
Man I can't stand the sound of Mandarin, it just sounds so annoying. They like to wear these puffy, funky-colored (such as green, cyan, white, red, etc.), communist-styled jackets. If they're not in those standard issue jackets they look like as if they came straight out from China. For some reason they're not bothered by the pimples on their face, which is nothing wrong, just something I noticed, but again I feel a little insecure if I have beehive on my face. However, they're actually quite nice people (don't judge by the looks) and likes to help each other and very cooperative. I hear they're quite faithful in relationships unlike their Hongy cousins. Also they're great people to make friends with. They are also insanely good at math.
Taiwanese
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement.
Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a boyfriend they will find one and kill you. They're like that because their genes are inherited from their parents during their Viet Cong days. They have a lot of connections, and if not, they can assemble a killer girl gang in seconds. One thing I need to mention is that they have GRRRREAT figures, however their looks are not really my cup of tea.
Flip
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest people from this list. They like helping people to the very end so they make great friends. Some of them looks pretty good too however, not a lot though.
Thai
Most likely to be a prositute.
White
Fattest of the bunch. Especially Americans. You know you're in the States when you see these bloated white girls of a whale strugging to walk. Apparently they paid no attention to the weight limit on their legs.
Korean
They're perhaps the only people that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time, mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. They also have smooth and toned skins. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that kind of suck.
Japanese
They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays. They COULD be pornstars and likes to do all sorts of nasty stuff. For example they may shit in the living room, build a castle out of it, then cook it and eat it. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll and innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans.
Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese (CBC/ABC)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and then there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some stuck up bitches. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like Hongers in a relationship. They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me! ^^
Hongers
Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. It's really funny to listen to them speak English because of their Hongerized British accent. The intelligence decreases as the school grade level increases (even into University) because they talk to their radiation-leaking cellphones way too much. They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they change their boyfriends more than I change my underwear. Beware!
Mainlanders
Man I can't stand the sound of Mandarin, it just sounds so annoying. They like to wear these puffy, funky-colored (such as green, cyan, white, red, etc.), communist-styled jackets. If they're not in those standard issue jackets they look like as if they came straight out from China. For some reason they're not bothered by the pimples on their face, which is nothing wrong, just something I noticed, but again I feel a little insecure if I have beehive on my face. However, they're actually quite nice people (don't judge by the looks) and likes to help each other and very cooperative. I hear they're quite faithful in relationships unlike their Hongy cousins. Also they're great people to make friends with. They are also insanely good at math.
Taiwanese
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement.
Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a boyfriend they will find one and kill you. They're like that because their genes are inherited from their parents during their Viet Cong days. They have a lot of connections, and if not, they can assemble a killer girl gang in seconds. One thing I need to mention is that they have GRRRREAT figures, however their looks are not really my cup of tea.
Flip
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest people from this list. They like helping people to the very end so they make great friends. Some of them looks pretty good too however, not a lot though.
Thai
Most likely to be a prositute.
White
Fattest of the bunch. Especially Americans. You know you're in the States when you see these bloated white girls of a whale strugging to walk. Apparently they paid no attention to the weight limit on their legs.
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1/14/2006 07:09:00 PM
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