The Special Ed Mix

Friday, July 07, 2006

Words from the wise

1/23/2006

11:10:49 AM

Kyle

Edward (remember to vote tomorrow)

voting is a waste of time.

1/23/2006

11:17:58 AM

Edward (remember to vote tomorrow)

Kyle

great words from the poli sci major

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Supply and demand

So my female friend is visiting France.

6/25/2006

2:42:22 AM

Edward

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you in favour of the world's oldest profession

6/25/2006

2:42:24 AM

Edward

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?

6/25/2006

2:42:35 AM

Hallucinator :| Prostitutes are taxpayers too! (44)7979328743

Edward

which is?

6/25/2006

2:42:37 AM

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Edward

engineering?

6/25/2006

2:42:39 AM

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Edward

farming?

6/25/2006

2:42:44 AM

Edward

Hallucinator :| Prostitutes are taxpayers too! (44)7979328743

prostitution

6/25/2006

2:42:52 AM

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Edward

oh....

6/25/2006

2:42:57 AM

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Edward

sure

6/25/2006

2:42:58 AM

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Edward

y not

6/25/2006

2:43:01 AM

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Edward

supply and demand

6/25/2006

2:43:04 AM

Edward

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lol

6/25/2006

2:43:08 AM

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Edward

if there's demand there's gotta be supply!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Profs have needs

John Doe

Edward

gateman

John Doe

Edward

robert

Edward

John Doe

yeah that's it

John Doe

Edward

he digs asian chicks

John Doe

Edward

heard a personal story

Edward

John Doe

4.0

John Doe

Edward

he asked her out

John Doe

Edward

lol

John Doe

Edward

for lunch

John Doe

Edward

so funnny

Edward

John Doe

her?

John Doe

Edward

yep

Edward

John Doe

name?>

John Doe

Edward

u dunno her

John Doe

Edward

she's taiwanese

John Doe

Edward

:)

Edward

John Doe

wtf

Edward

John Doe

oh well

John Doe

Edward

:) lol

Edward

John Doe

he's a guy. he has needs like us

John Doe

Edward

ya sooo funny

John Doe

Edward

he's married dude

Edward

John Doe

lol

John Doe

Edward

lol

John Doe

Edward

ya she went up to ask a question

John Doe

Edward

then after they talked

John Doe

Edward

he was like so u wanna go out for lunch or somehting

John Doe

Edward

hahahaha

John Doe

Edward

sooo funny

Edward

John Doe

what did she say

John Doe

Edward

she said ok lol

John Doe

Edward

apparently they still keep in touch

John Doe

Edward

hahaha

Edward

John Doe

haha that's pretty funny

John Doe

Edward

:)

Edward

John Doe

oh yeah. rajiv gupta was also a good prof

John Doe

Edward

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/jive/vodka/viewThread.jsp?forum=2&thread=24435

John Doe

Edward

lololol

John Doe

Edward

I had a few crushes on students. Normally I'd invite em to my house for an entire day of smoking hash and then let nature take its course. The Hendrix posters on the walls always seemed to do the trick somehow. Wild parties where we'd pass a joint around and get lit up on Red Mountain worked good-- they were cheap too. Dang, my Nehru jacket and love beads were a magic touchstone I can tell you.

John Doe

Edward

ROFLMAO

Edward

John Doe

wtf

Edward

John Doe

that could easily be a lie

John Doe

Edward

(In reply to DrCrush) How dare you advice me to have some sort of stoned professor-student orgy party! Why I would never! Do you still have these? Where? I'm just curious to know, not actually considering attending.

John Doe

Edward

HAHAHAH!!

Edward

John Doe

i can't imagine profs reading/posting in message boards

John Doe

Edward

And though I would love to f*** that girl who sits in the third row of my lecture, I could never respect a woman who looks the least bit feminine since as Ruth often reminds me "Women like that are so insecure because they are prescribing to male ideals of beauty."

John Doe

Edward

LOL!

Edward

John Doe

wtf

John Doe

Edward

Besides, Ruth has always preferred her vibrator because she "doesn't need a man, and prefers to get the job done without the politics"—After years of mentally castrating me she certainly has proven her point. I quite agree with everything she says because if I don't Ruth will beat me.

John Doe

Edward

HAHAHA!!!

Edward

John Doe

sounds like BS

John Doe

Edward

:)

Edward

John Doe

but profs liking students? it could happen. why not

Edward

John Doe

lot of hot nubile girls on campus

John Doe

Edward

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/jive/vodka/viewThread.jsp?forum=2&thread=24472

Edward

John Doe

a new waves of them every year

John Doe

Edward

HAH!!!!!

Edward

John Doe

wait

Edward

John Doe

i havent' even finished with the first link

John Doe

Edward

The other day in class I noticed her sitting in lecture....when I turned around after writing something on the chalk board I noticed that she was looking right at me! When our eyes met for a fleeting but passionate moment she suddenly started to scribble something down.

John Doe

Edward

ROFLMAO

John Doe

Edward

LOL

John Doe

Edward

I was so nervous all I could do was nod, and walk away as quick as possible before I developed a chubby in my pants. She toys with my head and I quite enjoy it.

Edward

John Doe

wtf. this so bs

John Doe

Edward

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Edward

John Doe

this is actually pretty lame

John Doe

Edward

:)

Edward

John Doe

i doubt if the prof had these problems, he/she'd turn to a message board full of strangers for help

John Doe

Edward

:)

John Doe

Edward

u never know