Consumerism ftw

I see that people have been lining up for an iPhone since midnight.

Too bad this enthusiasm has not been transferred over to voting booths or food banks.

Have fun forking over $3,000 to Rogers in the meantime. The rest of us will enjoy the price drop in the near future.

I hate people

I was at wedding reception minding my own business. An older lady asks me to take a picture with her. Being a nice guy, I go along with her request. Later, she asks for another picture and once again, I comply.

I later find out that she accused me of grabbing her ass.


Hopefully she'll contract a venereal disease.

Poor man's A/C

Troubles sleeping during a hot humid night? Try this.

Before going to bed, take off your clothes and soak them with water from the sink. Put clothes back on. Sleep.


Potential problem: your mattress may develop some kind of mildew or mold. I suggest sleeping on top of several large towels.