The loser equation

The other day in the CHBE small computer lab, Alvaro brought up the idea of the loser equation. After some debate on the variables and equation, we settled on this:


Loser equation = [(age you moved out * age you lost your virginity) + the number of cats you own ] / [(sq root monthly salary) + 1]


Points brought up during the debate

Age you moved out – I’m a unique case in that I moved out (2001) and then moved back in (2006). So in my case, I would have to use the time I’ve lived at home up to the present date.

Monthly salary – Seeing how we’re all students, our monthly income would technically be zero. Therefore we would use either a) the salary for our post-grad job or b) the salary from our co-op term. I used the latter.

Jason and Pat = ?

Chris (b/f) and Court (g/f) both ~ 4.9ish.

Alvaro got 7.5ish (using post grad job)

I got 7.4 (using co-op job) therefore kicking Alvaro’s ass which is good considering he has a hot girlfriend and they fuck like wild dogs.

Other factors that could be included

Number of partners you been with

Time spent playing video games

I think the latter was only brought up to spite me.