The Special Ed Mix

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Girls have it easy

So a girl says to a skinny guy, “Gee why don’t you workout or something?”

Girls don’t realize how easy they have it for fitness.

Benching 300 lb, Squatting 400 lb, Deadlifting 500 lb (the guy) vs. getting off your ass and doing anything (the girl).




But then again girls have to deal with other problems:

Periods
Menopause

Babies



Alright ladies, I suppose I’ll cut you some slack.

Friday, July 29, 2005

The yo-yo

Date

Weight (lbs)

Suprailiac skinfold (mm)

Bodyfat (%)

Mar 1, 2004

175

?

?

Jul 11, 2004

157

15

~ 15.4

Oct 21, 2004

145.5

7

~ 7.3

Dec 15, 2004

150

7.5

~ 9.5

Jan 27, 2005

156

11

~ 11.6

July 29, 2005

166

12.75

~13.6

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Unedited conversations 5 (Extreme measures to increase my readership)

05/04/2005

10:38:45 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

read my blog

05/04/2005

10:38:48 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

i want to see what you think

05/04/2005

10:38:59 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

yah I will calm down

05/04/2005

10:39:07 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

ok

05/04/2005

10:49:38 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

it needs more zip

05/04/2005

10:49:45 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

kind of boring

05/04/2005

10:50:17 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

the missonary style one is practically impossible

05/04/2005

10:50:29 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

but the doggy style one is totally possible

05/04/2005

10:50:43 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

especially if it's in her ass

05/04/2005

10:52:08 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

more zip?

05/04/2005

10:52:29 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

i never said the doggy style one was impossible. you just have to be really careful

05/04/2005

10:54:45 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

naaaaaaa

05/04/2005

10:55:14 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

what do you mean by more zip?

05/04/2005

10:55:23 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

yah it needs more craziness

05/04/2005

10:55:29 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

alright

05/04/2005

10:55:33 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

animal porn next time

05/04/2005

10:55:47 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

yah

05/04/2005

10:56:02 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

alright. hopefully the censors won't be on my ass

05/04/2005

10:57:51 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

hahahhaahah

05/04/2005

10:58:26 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

I ust got a e-mail of a chick with a octopus in her cunt man

05/04/2005

10:58:33 PM

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

grossest thing I have ever seen

05/04/2005

10:58:46 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

fuck

05/04/2005

10:58:51 PM

Edward (edchung.blogspot.com) (thunderbird from mozilla = awesome)

Chadzerman.....He wants model's and limousine's, I'm happy with Hooker's and Taxi cab's

that's gross

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Unedited conversations 4 (Ewwww)

02/05/2005

10:34:45 PM

Edward (bus $112, U2 shirt $45, U2 tickets $335, u2 live - well worth it)

*moo* Happy Moo day (^)

did your folks take you out or anything?

02/05/2005

10:35:00 PM

*moo* Happy Moo day (^)

Edward (bus $112, U2 shirt $45, U2 tickets $335, u2 live - well worth it)

nope we did stick a candle in a pie and open gifts

02/05/2005

10:35:19 PM

Edward (bus $112, U2 shirt $45, U2 tickets $335, u2 live - well worth it)

*moo* Happy Moo day (^)

stick a candle in a pie? is it what it sounds like?



02/05/2005

10:35:39 PM

*moo* Happy Moo day (^)

Edward (bus $112, U2 shirt $45, U2 tickets $335, u2 live - well worth it)

ur a lot more perverted than i thot

02/05/2005

10:35:44 PM

Edward (bus $112, U2 shirt $45, U2 tickets $335, u2 live - well worth it)

*moo* Happy Moo day (^)

wha?!!?

02/05/2005

10:35:52 PM

Edward (bus $112, U2 shirt $45, U2 tickets $335, u2 live - well worth it)

*moo* Happy Moo day (^)

you're the perverted one here!!!

02/05/2005

10:36:11 PM

*moo* Happy Moo day (^)

Edward (bus $112, U2 shirt $45, U2 tickets $335, u2 live - well worth it)

u thot it

02/05/2005

10:36:13 PM

Edward (bus $112, U2 shirt $45, U2 tickets $335, u2 live - well worth it)

*moo* Happy Moo day (^)

i was saying is it literally putting a candle into a pie

02/05/2005

10:36:24 PM

*moo* Happy Moo day (^)

Edward (bus $112, U2 shirt $45, U2 tickets $335, u2 live - well worth it)

me too:P

Unedited conversations 3 (Funny/Sad)

24/04/2005

1:37:10 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

did u play FFX XI?

24/04/2005

1:37:18 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

lets see

24/04/2005

1:37:23 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

my computer sucks too much

24/04/2005

1:37:29 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

lol

24/04/2005

1:37:31 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

and i don't have a network adapter for my ps2

24/04/2005

1:37:39 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

go buy one!

24/04/2005

1:37:41 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

=_=

24/04/2005

1:37:46 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

why play FFXI? go get WoW

24/04/2005

1:37:46 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

i thought u comes with the game

24/04/2005

1:37:52 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

it*

24/04/2005

1:38:03 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

beats me

24/04/2005

1:38:08 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

haha

24/04/2005

1:38:10 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

u play WoW?

24/04/2005

1:38:15 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

why play FFXI. WoW is obviously the superior game

24/04/2005

1:38:20 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

no. I want to have a life

24/04/2005

1:38:24 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

i c lol

24/04/2005

1:38:24 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

hence no WoW

24/04/2005

1:38:31 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

I wonder if Derek ever got it

24/04/2005

1:38:32 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

haha

24/04/2005

1:38:35 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

he did

24/04/2005

1:38:38 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

o lol

24/04/2005

1:38:44 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

i watched him play it

24/04/2005

1:38:56 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

he must be hooked now eh?

24/04/2005

1:39:05 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

he says instead of buying new games, i should just buy WoW.

24/04/2005

1:39:11 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

lol

24/04/2005

1:39:13 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

then i'd never have to buy another game

24/04/2005

1:39:26 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

didn't you know i used to have a serious evercrack addiction?

24/04/2005

1:39:35 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

uh huh

24/04/2005

1:39:55 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evercrack

24/04/2005

1:40:26 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

i c

24/04/2005

1:40:36 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

over 200 hours wasted

24/04/2005

1:40:49 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

days would be consumed with just playing the game

24/04/2005

1:41:00 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

haha

24/04/2005

1:41:17 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

why aren't you playing WoW

24/04/2005

1:41:25 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

i don't buy games remember

24/04/2005

1:41:31 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

you bought HL2

24/04/2005

1:41:36 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

except that

24/04/2005

1:41:44 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

and I'm more interested in shooters

24/04/2005

1:41:48 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

not games that take forever

24/04/2005

1:42:03 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

hm did you ever play diablo 2 on bnet?

24/04/2005

1:42:34 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

ya

24/04/2005

1:42:36 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

for a while

24/04/2005

1:42:38 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

then deleted it

24/04/2005

1:42:47 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

b/c it made me and steve miss a chem lab

24/04/2005

1:42:48 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

lol

24/04/2005

1:42:58 PM

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

Jet

lol that's just sad

24/04/2005

1:43:03 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

yep

24/04/2005

1:43:08 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

that's why I stay away from those

24/04/2005

1:43:08 PM

Jet

Edward (E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!)

lol