Drunken rants v.11132005

One of my friends made me feel somewhat guilty for not going out the other day. Then another group of friends asked me if I wanted to go out to Richards on Richard tomorrow. Normally, I'd take a pass, but the guilt made me say yes.

Anyways, the night was pretty dismal because clubbing is just no fun for the socially handicapped. Not to mention I just don't like clubbing (yeah I wonder why I went in the first place. Damn guilt. Damn peer pressure). Hence I've decided to never ever go clubbing ever again unless I've been given an ultimatum. Even then I doubt I'd go again.

According to some online calculators, from pre-drinking alone, I was doing at least a BAC of .143. When I got home (I left early) I wrote up this drunken rant that I can only vaguely remember now. Of course it has been left unedited.


Clubbing is very stupid. Man I'm so drunk right now. Well not really. It's more like I can't feel my face. I don’t' feel like puking yet. A couple more drinks would make me wanna puke. It's pretty weird that in the club all I could think about was writing. Maybe it was cucz no chick wanted rub her ass onto my dick.(stop. Having a couple more drinks before writing some more. )
Maan I can't feel my face. And I just don't have the metnal disciple to maintain here. Really if I just had the mental discipline, I could maintain, but nope. I don't know exactly how impaired I am, but a) I definitely shouldn't be driving a car right now and b) my vision is somewhat barely. I would consider drinking more but seeing my bacnk account is only 17 bucks, it's pretty depressing.
I would like to edit this stuff, but I have the incredible to sqwing my herad around in circles like a mentally handicapped student., Listening to revolver, but I can barely fucking make out the sounds that I'm hearing. That brings me to anther point.. I hate clubbing. It's awful msuci. That's probably my main dislike about clubbing god awful music. I'm sorry crunk and synthesizer junk like 'yeah' by usher is just crap. Man I spilt my drink on myself a couple of times at the club. Ah man. Not good. So I was rubbing myself like nuts to dry that stuff.
Like I said before, I'm not so drunk that I'm about to pass out in a ditch, but I definitely shouldn't be operating a car. Geez I know I have a short memory, I already forgot what I wrote in the last few minutes. Wow I don't know why I'm sorta editing this shit. I mena when I screw up, I use backspace and whatnot.
Everyone is probably at the club still,. I hate it. I c an't help it if I hate that msuisc. I 'm sorry I can't comfrom. Hey isn't this making for good writing. One shot deal y'all
Watching hockey highlights but I can only semi-make out what don taylor is saying. Man I feel like going to mcdicks again, but I'm afraid the cahsier guy won't service a drunk like yours truly.

Man It's pretty sad this is all I could I think about when I was at the club.
Hm I must be sobering up somewhat If I can read the screen.
Oh shit I dropped my calculator. I don't know why I mentioned that, but it seemed important. Hey I iddn't look at my screen while typing that shit up

O hat ethis. It's sad when being inabbreiated is the only I can stand going to a club.man. I should get more drunk. To me, drunk is passing out in the ditch somewhere. Not just getting a little more giddy.

Ij, u decided that I should try editing less.

I should try to sleep, I mean I don' tworry about a hangover cuz i figure it will wear off by tomorrow.

Aftermath: the next day my stomach was upset for most of the day and I initially had a very mild headache. My productivity also took a sharp nose dive.